"Hello, what faith do you ascribe to? Islam? Well, how about you teach me how to face Mecca and pray on a rug" (after praying) "say, does your rug ever get dirty? Let me introduce you to some special prayer rug shampoos!"
"Hello, can I ask you what you need prayer for today? .... Okay, and you pray to ... Okay, thank you. Let us begin. Our Father, who art in heaven..." (After prayer) "now, I bet you've got some tarnishing crucifixes hanging around your house. I can guarantee you Jesus doesn't like to be neglected in our hearts OR on our walls. Let me tell you about some crucifix-specific cleaning solution that'll really make your Jesus sparkle!"
Prey on customers while they are recovering from making contact with God. Make yourself open to learning from them about their faith. Offer them something related.
"Hi! Is there anything you need prayer for today? Oh, I see, you're an atheist. Well, do you sometimes find yourself wanting to cave to people like me who offer you solace in prayer? I can introduce you to a variety of sticks you can shove up your ass (pardon my vulgarity) to put you back in a crappy mood and remind you what you believe in."
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